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The very picture of health.

Their bodies are both suffering from severe malnutrition and their internal organs are starting to fail and their skin began to rot while they themselves seem to be in perfect health.
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This story's title is literally "blood is thicker then blood".

rose's twin is the BWL. thrown to her anuts and unlce's and meet hermione's at age 6 something happens sends them to a new world will hogworts be able to handle them went there return for rose brother 5 year. fem harry dark harry/hermione good dumbles
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Well, at least you know it's cliched.

“Ride me” was said through clichéd teeth.
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I've heard jokes about ukes being mere satellites to their semes, but this is ridiculous

"For both Carriers and females the geostationary period lasts for eight months and-"
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A horrible obstacle for any PWP.

Her nipples were still too sensible
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Cutting right to the chase, I guess.

AU. Bella is a sexy lesbian vampire who's insatiable lust for boobs and blood lead her to date as many girls as possible, generally all at the same time.
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In olden times, "beauteous Orb" meant something other than "eyeball".

The weapon's point rested upon her left breast: And Oh! that was such a breast! The Moonbeams darting full upon it enabled the Monk to observe its dazzling whiteness. His eye dwelt with insatiable avidity upon the beauteous Orb.
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Now there's a condition a sporker can get behind.

DO YOU KNOW THAT AT THE MOMENT THE BOY IS AT THE STAGE OF COMMA.
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Metaphors Gone Wild.

I would have thought you a great lesson of love,how Kissing graduated and met huging in the college and both discussed about sex when the bed started crying,then who loos in this game.
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What, did an orca make a deal with Kyuubey?

YOU ARE BEEN INFLUENCED BY MARINE WORLD WITCHCRAFTY .
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That's a problem? Well, maybe if you're Henry VIII.

7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON HAS THE POWER AND CURE TO THESE FOLLOWING LISTED PROBLEMS BELOW

1.AIDS
2.MASTERBATION
3.DIABETES
4.IMPOTENCY
5.WITCHCRAFT ATTACK
6.BADLUCK.
7.MARRIAGE PROBLEMS
8. ABILILTY TO KNOW YOUR RIGHT HUSBAND OR WIFE

9.LEPROSY
10.BLINDNESS
11.BARRINESS ETC

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Mood-ring eyes. Literal mood-ring eyes.

Eye colour: Green(Normal), Hot pink(embarrassed), Orange(sick), Green-half/Purple-Half(happy), Bright red(angry/starved), Blue/Grey(sad) bright yellow(exited)
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What if legit fanfic plots were weirder than anything a random prompt generator could ever think up?

What if Miranda was a powerful Master Vampire and Andy was blessed by a Faerie Fertility Goddess, prophesied to be together, all while running a fashion empire?
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Man, you've gotta be willing to do anything to get a vacation in this economy.

I don't really know. I only find myself here when . . . when I'm being penetrated by my lover's sex through my navel.
(What fic do you think?)
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So around what point did you realize you might be a stalker?

The last time he was this physically close to Fox was in the restroom of the old theater in Moscow, just before his beloved hit him over the head with a heavy, steel trash can lid.
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Just business as usual, then.

Kazuo, a lot has happened since you've been gone. Mulder, Justin, and Joe's civil rights have been reinstated. Joe has been accepted at the FBI Academy. We have a new immortal living here, Hans Schatz; he's from South America. We put up a basketball hoop next to the garage. I've turned into a hermaphrodite.
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The Hetalia Kink Meme: Fandom In A Nutshell

Author!anon wishes to clarify that the character subjected to torture and death is a grape.
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It makes sense in context.

Yet here I was, wrapped in an embrace with a glowing blood bag.
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That's one way to handle it, I guess.

Jean and Psylocke grow tired of fighting over Scott, so they decide to resolve their feud by getting together and having wild, passionate sex.
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And there were a whooole bunch of chairs burnt at the stake when Mary came to power, I take it.

Except she wasn't. A  carefully transfigured and charmed chair was beheaded as Anne Boleyn and earlier, a set of charmed tables were beheaded as George Boleyn and four others.
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