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Their bodies are both suffering from severe malnutrition and their internal organs are starting to fail and their skin began to rot while they themselves seem to be in perfect health.
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rose's twin is the BWL. thrown to her anuts and unlce's and meet hermione's at age 6 something happens sends them to a new world will hogworts be able to handle them went there return for rose brother 5 year. fem harry dark harry/hermione good dumbles
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“Ride me” was said through clichéd teeth.
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"For both Carriers and females the geostationary period lasts for eight months and-"
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Eye colour: Green(Normal), Hot pink(embarrassed), Orange(sick), Green-half/Purple-Half(happy), Bright red(angry/starved), Blue/Grey(sad) bright yellow(exited)
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Except she wasn't. A  carefully transfigured and charmed chair was beheaded as Anne Boleyn and earlier, a set of charmed tables were beheaded as George Boleyn and four others.
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and another 5,000 galleons are transferred into each vault on the university of your parents death.
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Its Harry Potter's sixth year at Hogwarts, and its his worst one yet. Dealing with Snape's cruel and unusual punishments, the tension knowing Voldemort's back but being unable to talk or do anything about it, some how being transported to a pirate ship at the most inopportune of moments and dodging some secret and some no-so-secret admirers.
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I most likely have gone utterly mad before the days of my death
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beta?, What is this Beta you speek of?, I need one badly!!
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If you saw yourself looking like a 15-year-old teenage girl when you could have sworn that you were a a recently-turned 18-year-old teenage boy you would freak out too!
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She then turned to Tom, took out her wand and nodded her head, he took out his wand and they both pointed them at Dumbledore, who was still a goat.
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turns out the Weasley family are Wyverns!
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Harry accidentally rapes (non-con) Draco and Draco gets pregnant thanks to his centaur ancestry.
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Her body was perfectly built with enough muscle to show masculinity and enough curves to show feminism.
(Courtesy of Weepingcock. Source is VERY NSFW.)
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Examples of upcoming side stories include a fic that tells the romance of Salazar Slytherin and Henry Fitzroy,
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Tricked into possessing a seemingly unfarmable plot of land, Tom Riddle is forced to make things work and build up his new life from scratch in Mineral Town.
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As voldimort lay there dying he could not imagine that a girl could get so fat the spells would literally bounce right off of her.
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This went on for the next thirty minutes and then the sobbing stopped dead in its tracks; he knew it was due to the fact that 1) Angelis Mortis can only sob but so much blood (for they only cried blood) per hour and 2)Harry was looking into his face with a determination he hadn't seen since his days of crusading against the incorporation of Muggleborns without proper Wizarding education first and an ultimatum to stay in the Wizarding world or don't come and learn magic in the Wizarding world at all to keep the Magickal populace safe.
I'm surprised there wasn't a "3) also Angelis Mortis don't need any mortal things like punctuation or anything that would stop them from writing run-on sentences that went on forever because that's just how they think so there".
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